FOOD

WEEKDAY LUNCH COMBOS

A graphic design with the text 'Tears for the Years' in stylized letters, with the words 'Tears' on a flag-like banner.

HOUSE-CUT CURLY FRIES [GF][V] • 11 secret spices, ketchup

CHEESE CURDS • 17
vampire-slayer curds, rainier beer batter, blackberry-habanero jam 

CHIPS & GUAC [GF][V] • 12
serrano, lime, onion, cilantro

ONION RINGS [GF] • 13
local sweet onions - choice of pink sauce, ranch, or apple BBQ

THAI-STYLE LETTUCE WRAPS [V][GF] • 14
savory ground tofu, fresh herbs, iceberg, lime, umami dressing

NACHOS [GF] • 17
fresh tortilla chips, oaxaca & jack cheeses,
pickled jalapeno, salsa cascabel, guacamole add beef birria +11 / pork carnitas +7

CORN DOG BITES • 14
big city red dog, cornmeal batter, stoneground mustard

CURLY FRY POTATO SALAD • 8 / 12
house pickles, dill, chive, smoked paprika

The image displays the phrase "FAIR BALLS FOR WING" with each word styled in large, outlined block letters. The words are arranged in a playful, staggered layout with circles containing letters at the top. The overall design emphasizes the words and creates a visually engaging text-based graphic.
Close-up of glazed spicy chicken wings garnished with sesame seeds.

8 WINGS • 19
ranch or blue cheese, celery, select one style:

BUFFALO
Frank’s Red Hot, brown butter & brown sugar

MAPLE BBQ
cider, smoke,& pickle brine

LEMON PEPPER
house-dried lemons & secret spices

CAJUN
with creole depth 

GARLIC PARM
garlic butter &
fluffy parmigiano 

WEDNESDAYS

$1 WINGS

WEDNESDAYS • $1 WINGS •

Available after 3pm.

Beef burger with melted cheese, lettuce, and onion on a bun in a black basket lined with red and white checkered paper

BURGERS

add curly fries or side salad +4 [GF bun available]

CLASSIC SMASH • 11
pickle mayo, iceberg, onion, pickles, american cheese, potato bun | make it a double +3

HAT TRICK • 19
triple smash, gouda, fried onion, chive aioli, apple-maple BBQ, potato bun

OTHER HANDHELDS

CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP • 19
cold fried chicken, romaine, parmesan crumb, lemon

TURKEY CLUB • 18
dill havarti, pickled hungarian peppers, bacon, red onion, butter lettuce, chive aioli 

BIRRIA SANDO • 22
chili-braised beef, quesillo, pickled red onion, avocado, cilantro, salsa cascabel 

CUBANO • 19
spicy dijon, braised pork, swiss, big pickle, ham

COLUMBIAN SLAW DOG • 17
all-beef dog, pink sauce, lime slaw, shoestring potatoes, caramelized pineapple sauce 

An Italian-style sandwich or hot dog bun filled with seasoned shredded beef, topped with pickled red onions, chopped cilantro, and sliced avocado, served on a white plate with a brown striped rim.

CLASSIC CHILI

pure country beef, pinto & kidney beans, smoked cheddar, diced onions, sour cream 

CUP • 8 / BOWL • 12
FORK & KNIFE CHILI DOG • 17
CHILI FRIES • 17


SALADS

HAL’S CHOPPED • 17‍ ‍romaine, gouda, roasted shiitake, charred cocktail onion, apple chips, walnut, cider vinaigrette 

WEDGE [GF] • 15
iceberg, bacon, crispy shallot, cherry tomato, bleu cheese dressing

CHICKEN CAESAR • 19
grilled or fried chicken, romaine, parmesan crumb, lemon

LITTLE LEAGUE

not just for kids!

CLASSIC HOT DOG • 13

CHICKEN STRIPS & CURLY FRIES • 17   

CHEESE QUESADILLA • 13
add beef birria +11 / pork carnitas +7 / grilled chicken +9

BREAKFAST

served Saturday & Sunday until 2pm 

BREAKFAST SMASH • 17
smashed breakfast sausage, fried egg, caramelized onion, spiced maple, American, bacon-mayo| add griddled ham +5

BIG ASS BURRITO • 18
four eggs, potato hash, quesillo, guacamole, cascabel  | add bacon, griddled ham, or sausage +5 | pork carnitas +7 | beef birria +11
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BLOODY MARY • 14
MIMOSA • 13

SWEETS

ICE CREAM SANDWICH

bchocolate chip cookie, olympic mountain vanilla,
chocolate dunk
11

APPLE
CIDER DONUTS

cider on cider on cider, powdered & glazed
13

MILKSHAKES

Made with Olympic Mountain ice cream.
Vanilla Bean, Chocolate,
or Washington Strawberry
12
 

DRINKS

BEER ME!

ON DRAFT

11oz schooner / 16oz pint / 60oz pitcher

Hal’s Lager lager • 5/8/28

pFriem pilsner • 6/9/32

Stoup Mosiac pale • 6/9/32

Lucky Envelope ENIA IPA • 6/9/32

No Boat Dolphin Noises Hazy IPA • 6/9/32

Bizarre Skies of Red multi-red ale • 6/9/32

BOTTLES & CANS

Miller High Life • 7oz 4
Rainier Lager • 16oz 5
Coors Banquet Lager • 12oz 5
Douglas Lager • 12oz 6
Montucky Cold Snack Lager • 16oz 6
Scuttlebutt Big Dumber Lager • 12oz 7
Modelo Especial Mexican Lager • 12oz 7

Savage 50 West Coast Pilsner • 16oz 9 
Postdoc Hydrogen Blonde Blonde Ale • 12oz 7 
Holy Mountain White Lodge Wit• 16oz 9
Fort George Magnetic Fields Hazy IPA • 12oz 7
Ghostfish Grapefruit IPA (GF) • 12oz 8

Postdoc Redshift Irish Red Ale • 16oz 9 
Aslan Bellingham Brown Ale • 12oz 7
Black Raven Coco Jones Coconut Porter • 12oz 7

CIDER, SELTZER, SOUR
Yonder
Dry Cider • 16oz 9
Offset Peach Off-Dry Cider • 16oz 9
San Juan Rainier Cherry Seltzer • 12oz 7

Reuben’s Grapefruit Fizz • 12oz 6
Matchless Sunshine Sipper Sour • 12oz 7

NA
Best Day
Kolsch • 12oz 7

Athletic Free Wave Hazy IPA • 12oz 7
Self Care Cascadia Super Gos • 16oz 9
No Boat Dry Dock Hop Water • 16oz 7
Fort George Frut Lup Yuzu Hop Water • 12oz 5

Culture Shock Raspberry Lime Kombucha • 12oz 7

WINE

Speedracer White • 12/48
Sauvignon Blanc

Simpatico Cellars • 12/48
Viognier

ESJA Wines • 15/60
Skin Contact

Lu & Oly ‘Flowerhead’ • 12/48
Rosé 

COCKTAILS

Stag Hollow • 15/60
Pinot Noir 

Starside • 15/60
Cabernet Sauvignon

Dossier • 22/88
Bordeaux Style Blend 

COCKTAILS

Hal’s Old Fashioned • 14
Hal's whiskey blend*, demerara sugar, aromatic bitters Served on the rocks with orange and a cherry.

Hollywood Manhattan • 14
Hal's whiskey blend*, sweet vermouth, aromatic bitters. Served up with a cherry.

Jungle Bird • 14
Cruzan Black Strap rum, Campari, pineapple juice, lime juice, sugar. Served on a large ice cube.

Ballpark Martini • 15
James Mustard gin, olive & pickle brine, splash of extra dry vermouth. Served up with a pickle.

SEE OUR SPIRITS LIST

COCKTAILS

Fuzzy Lemonade • 12
vodka, white peach puree, white grape verjus, lemonade. Served on the rocks with lemon and a cherry.

Tom Collins • 12
Batch 206 Counter gin, lemon juice, sugar, soda water. Served on the rocks with lemon.

Tequila Sunrise • 12
El Jimador tequila, orange juice, grenadine. Served on the rocks with orange and a cherry.

Daiquiri • 12
rum, sugar, lime | add Combier Peach, Strawberry, or Watermelon +2
Served up with a lime. 

Cadillac Margarita • 15
Libelula Joven tequila, lime juice, agave, Grand Marnier.Served on the rocks with a salt rim and lime. 

Espresso Martini • 14
Batch 206 vodka, cold brew, Kahlua, cacao Served up with espresso beans.
 

SHOTS  

Dead Nazi • 10
Jägermeister, Rumple Minze 

Green Tea • 8
Jameson, peach, lemon, lemon-lime soda  

Mexican Candy • 10
tequila, combier watermelon, lime, cholula, tajin

Grasshopper • 8
Rumple Minze, creme de cacao, cream  

Ferrari • 12
Fernet Branca & Campari

M&M • 12
Mezcal, Amaro Montenegro

SHOTS

Jello Shot • 4

Greyhound • 5
vodka & grapefruit juice 

Grape Ape • 8
vodka, chambord, red verjus, lemon-lime soda  

El Hulkito • 8
tequila & hpnotiq

Chocolate Cake • 8
vodka, Frangelico, lemon, sugared lemon wedge

Grasshopper • 8
Rumple Minze, creme de cacao, cream    

Creamsicle • 10
vanilla vodka, triple sec, orange juice, cream    

HAPPY HOUR

3-5pm Monday-Friday
10pm-close Friday & Saturday

Hot dog topped with chili, shredded cheese, and chopped onions in a paper-lined basket.

FOOD

SMASH PACK • 20
smash burger, fries, hal’s lager

CHILI DOG • 14

NACHOS • 13

WEDGE SALAD • 13

CHEESE CURDS • 15

CHIPS & GUAC • 10

CARNITAS TACO • 5
avocado crema, onion, cilantro

BOOZE

RAIL & TONIC • 8
vodka/gin/tequila

CUBA LIBRE • 8
r
um & coke & lime wedge

KENTUCKY MULE • 8
bourbon, lime juice, ginger beer

SPAGHETT • 10
high life pony & aperol

CAMPARI SPRITZ • 10

BEERS

HAL’S LAGER • 6/25

OTHER DRAFTS • 7/27

$1 OFF BEERS & CANS

WINE

red/white/sparkling glass • 8

A glass of amber-colored beverage with an orange slice on the rim, next to a small bottle of High Life beer, placed on a dark surface with a dark background.